You are wasting my life.
You are teaching people (me, included) how to be openly caustic to one another without the possibility of any consequence for their hasty (and often ill-informed ) words.
You are creating a whole lot of busy-bodies who spend way too much time barfing out opinions like Pez candies.
You are making it commonplace for me to sit around opining about the choices of other people whose lives are nothing like my own and I am supposed to feel comfortable evaluating their motives with abandon.
I do not like who you’ve encouraged me to be.
I’m taking my personal code of ethics back in hand and I refuse to let you pressure me (or lull me) with the mantra of “everybody’s doing it”.
I don’t care.
I’m done with you! (Did you hear my foot stamp?!)
Well… hold on a second.
*clears throat and shifts in seat uncomfortably*
I’m not entirely done with you, sir.
I still have fun blogging and visiting with friends on Facebook Groups I belong to.
I’m just refusing to let you make me feel obligated to fill my days with YOU, Mister Internet.
Okay, there’s Pinterest. You did good there. Thank you for that.
You cannot control me any more.
I’m gonna go back outside and finish turning the old vegetable garden into a shade garden (and photographic evidence will be shared).
I WILL figure out how to make a string garden.
Tea cakes will be baked!
Life will be lived more fully.
You have been notified!